Well Hello
Luisa left for Atlanta yesterday to spend time with her secret lover and their 2.5 children. She denies that this other family exists but I know better. Why else would she need to go to Atlanta once a year? Sure, she claims she’s an epidemiologist and that the Center for Disease Control is in Atlanta but whatever. I know the truth. I have accepted my lot and that means I’m single parenting this week.
I had planned to while away the hours tonight writing a very deep and moving piece for you but I didn’t have time because I was too busy saying things like, “PLEASE DO NOT PRETEND THAT YOUR RAVIOLI IS A HOWLER!” and “NO YOU CAN’T HAVE CANDY BEFORE BED!” and “I TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING YOUR RAVIOLI TALK! IT’S NOT APPROPRIATE EVEN WITH THE BRITISH ACCENT!” and “NO, NOT EVEN A TEENY TINY PIECE OF CANDY!” Plus, I had to do all the dishes and get lunches ready for tomorrow and help the children get ready for bed and then tell them “goodnight” four million and one times. I’m like Cinderella and the kids are like those happy little mice she hangs out with except my mice don’t make me party dresses while I’m doing chores.
Anyway, I’m out of time tonight. I didn’t want to leave you without any substance, however, so I give you this as an offering:
Are you excited? I know I am. I have plans, my friends…lots of plans!
Posted: March 8th, 2010 under Uncategorized.
Comments
Comment from Laura
Time March 9, 2010 at 9:35 am
I’m excited too, though a little frightened. I think of Peeps as being friendly folk and I fear that Peep Week 2010 will show me otherwise.
Comment from Vikki
Time March 9, 2010 at 10:35 am
Fear not…they are friendly, though the 2010 graphic does contain a bit of foreshadowing…
Comment from Vikki
Time March 9, 2010 at 10:36 am
Oh…one more thing…
People should not expect another movie. I haven’t had time to do that. So, low expectations is the way to go.
Comment from Ann-Louise
Time March 9, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Peepageddon, perhaps?
Comment from Meredith
Time March 9, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Peep Week! Yay!
I share your love of Peeps but my children have recently admitted to me that they really don’t like them which baffles me because what’s NOT to love about sugar coated marshmallows? How do they share any DNA with me if they don’t like Peeps?
I’m looking forward to Peep week here, even if my own offspring have disappointed me.
Comment from Mel
Time March 10, 2010 at 4:06 pm
I’m hoping that this year George is old enough to watch the movie. Last year the shark surprised us a little and we “accidently” closed the window. He still thinks you’re experiencing technical difficulties.
We’re finding a disappointing Peep availability. Please advise.
Comment from Deborah
Time March 10, 2010 at 10:39 pm
No movie?!? Not even “The Peeps vs. The British, Talking Ravioli”? bummer. Still very excited!!
Comment from Missy
Time March 9, 2010 at 8:02 am
I am very VERY excited!